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1. Some nerd who clearly spends all his time on Reddit and 4chan starts killing people just to get a chance at nailing some girl who’s using him for cash.

2. A handful of heroes you see every game fight on the exact same map with the exact same items.

You walk around for fucking hours and have to read books and shit to even understand what’s going on. People talk to you in god damn moonrunes and expect you to understand what they want, and then send you off into the wilderness for some garbage that’s supposed to be important. But all that happens is you get swarmed by pterodactyls. You stumble around doing meaningless tasks for Lord of the Rings characters and you don’t even get EXP for finishing quests. This creepy gay pervert with ornate china on his face talks to you in your sleep. When you finally get to beat the shit out of him it takes forever just to find the asshole; when you do you discover he sounds like an unshaven basement-dweller with Cheetos stuck in his mangy neck hair.

1. Some wimpy sniveling shithead in an army jacket gets lost in a shitty abandoned town looking for his wife. You cant even go to the mcdonalds there, and you get followed around by Christina Agulera until she gets killed, but she always comes back even if you dont want her to. Some little girl steps on your hand and abuses you constantly and you dont have the balls to tell her to stop. All the monsters have really defined asses and put them in your face. Dudes with traffic cones on their heads Stab everyone all the time and you’ll probably end up just driving your car into a lake after you beat the final boss and it doesnt matter anyway because your radio is fucking broken also there’s some pizza but You CANT EVEN EAT IT BECAUSE EDDIE EATS IT ALL

2. You are a dog. The O button makes you bark. You have to defeat some stupid multi headed dragon and nobody can understand you because you are a dog.

3. Some kid with a bowlcut has to solve a murder mystery starring the cast of scooby doo. Eveyrone wants your dick. You think that would be a good thing but all of the characters you can get with are fucking crazy and adachi still wont bring dojima his coffee no matter how many times he asks. You go to school and shit and read books and fish and its exactly like real life but you’re just some kid with a bowl cut

1. So some scientist dude is like, in the future and has to beat up his old boss because he sucks. There are also zombies in it but not really. Also there’s this girl who is like, cool and stuff.

2. Walk to the mountain, and pick up ribbons on the way.

3. So you’re this thing in a computer, and you shoot other things in the computer and make techno music.

1. You’re some fucking kid with psychic powers who walks around the world and gathers some other damn kids and you go to the past and become robots and break your neighbor’s new TV.

2. You’re a fucking kid with psychic powers and you snuck into a summer camp full of other psychic kids who get eaten by a lungfish and everyone sneezes their brains out and you end up having a good day with your father at the circus.

3. You’re a fucking lizard who won’t stop making shitty television references and there’s an alien robot trying to steal your cable so you tail whip him until his ass is grass and he tries to convince you that he’s your dad.

^ no sorry all those games still sound awesome

1. You are some asshole without any backstory and click on monsters until they die.

2. A Mario game without platforming and jumping on monsters doesn’t kill but puts you in a turn based battle

3. You are a d-bag who rides a big chicken and then a space rock almost falls on you so you save the world.

Let’s try this:

1) Some dude won’t stop talking to you. Ever.

2) A kid steals the identity of dead people to get back at another kid who stole his flute.

3) You team up with a potato to defeat a mentally handicapped guy.

Eh, I’ll just do one for now.  I don’t really have a -favorite- favorite.
—>   After being dragged to the bar to celebrate your birthday, you wake up in some other place and go through a string of events where people push you around and force you to work for them (more often than not, for free as well as being hazardous to your life) while some dick is trying to kill you the whole time.  Eventually, you end with no idea how to get back home still, your girlfriend is dead, and you’re surrounded by the same assholes who used/annoyed you.  Not only they think you are their “friend”, but their “king as well.

After a bad night of sleep that’s most likely caused by your childhood trauma involving an abusive father you wake up to a series of mundane tasks until an old man finds you and talks to you.  He won’t shut up until you stumble your way through to this other really boring place where people hold unrealistic expectations of you and make you do nearly impossible and usually deadly tasks for them.  All the while you’re looking for some guy who just got bored of his job and now that he’s left that job the everything is going to get destroyed unless you track him down.  Eventually you somehow stumble back to the other place and have to deal with rich first-world-problem assholes till you find the lazy-job-leaving-asshole and force him back to work.  Did I mention this whole time a really annoying bird won’t shut up?  Really, everything can be summed up with one word. Abnaxus. #TheLongestJourney (seriously though, best game ever) :33

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#Remember that one time #where a crossdressing gay alien couple was featured in a Disney movie #And no one noticed?

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